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21-03-2010, 02:27 PM

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Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end
& a fool at the other.

Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals
are more popular than a five-day test.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master

Divorce: ****** tense of marriage

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either".

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is
defeated by feminine waterpower.

Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.

Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling
you have never felt before.

Classic: A book, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken
of when dead.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to #### in such a way that
you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls into a river.

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in
midway "See I am not injured yet."

Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got
caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with
his bills.

Computer Engineer: One who gets paid for reading such mails

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21-03-2010, 02:36 PM

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Divorce: ****** tense of marriage

21-03-2010, 02:39 PM

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Divorce =****** tense of marriage

22-03-2010, 02:43 AM

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تاريخ التسجيل: Jul 2006

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